deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

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jaclcfrost:

princesskaijugroupie:

jaclcfrost:

what do you mean babies aren’t delivered by storks

next you’re gonna tell me that birds don’t grow from bird seed?

what do you mean birds don’t grow from bird seed

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